{"fact":"Grown cats have 30 teeth. Kittens have about 26 temporary teeth, which they lose when they are about 6 months old.","length":114}
{"type":"knock-knock","setup":"Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n A broken pencil. \n A broken pencil who?","punchline":"Never mind. It's pointless.","id":11}
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Picanha ground round jowl, meatball salami pig pastrami chislic tongue rump bresaola porchetta chuck. Picanha short loin meatloaf bacon rump porchetta, boudin pork chop chuck. Tail meatloaf chuck kielbasa burgdoggen tri-tip, beef ribs jerky. Biltong strip steak boudin porchetta. Shank chicken short ribs prosciutto, porchetta boudin cupim ham hock. Pastrami pork salami t-bone sausage pork chop.
Flank brisket hamburger, pork belly shoulder sausage short ribs bresaola cow picanha strip steak tongue pig. Boudin venison flank short loin ham. Pork loin venison tail strip steak. Boudin ground round corned beef, burgdoggen short loin turducken salami pastrami tail meatball pork loin. Spare ribs turducken buffalo tongue. Capicola ground round pig, flank sausage pork loin bacon meatball biltong.
Jowl jerky turducken chuck filet mignon. Short loin buffalo spare ribs, tri-tip tenderloin meatloaf ball tip burgdoggen alcatra andouille ham hock porchetta. Pastrami pork chop pork loin turkey ground round capicola doner flank chicken shoulder prosciutto corned beef drumstick. Chislic rump shankle pancetta beef ribs sausage kevin leberkas tongue porchetta hamburger bresaola meatball strip steak. Cupim chuck spare ribs, kielbasa boudin frankfurter doner pastrami swine. Bacon short loin jowl kevin boudin ground round burgdoggen.
{"fact":"The world\u2019s rarest coffee, Kopi Luwak, comes from Indonesia where a wildcat known as the luwak lives. The cat eats coffee berries and the coffee beans inside pass through the stomach. The beans are harvested from the cat\u2019s dung heaps and then cleaned and roasted. Kopi Luwak sells for about $500 for a 450 g (1 lb) bag.","length":319}
{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?","punchline":"Because he is 2 square.","id":337}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?","punchline":"The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.","id":92}
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{"fact":"Cats can predict earthquakes. We humans are not 100% sure how they do it. There are several different theories.","length":111}
{"slip": { "id": 110, "advice": "Give up your seat for someone who needs it."}}
Andouille bacon porchetta picanha cow t-bone buffalo prosciutto ribeye. Tail doner spare ribs, cupim pancetta ham hock kevin. Shank shankle meatloaf pork belly. Kielbasa chislic beef drumstick biltong. Salami strip steak corned beef pork belly beef cupim. Tri-tip kielbasa corned beef turkey shank leberkas short ribs short loin t-bone filet mignon capicola fatback hamburger prosciutto.
Chuck bresaola pancetta cupim pig spare ribs filet mignon shank. Jerky ground round spare ribs pork loin, jowl ham hock chuck sausage corned beef tenderloin chislic swine turducken. Pastrami venison sirloin tail. Turkey corned beef shoulder frankfurter, meatball swine filet mignon pork loin meatloaf picanha.
Tri-tip hamburger pork belly ground round, venison turducken buffalo ribeye ball tip sirloin boudin meatloaf. Jerky ham ground round alcatra sausage. Alcatra spare ribs jerky chislic, short loin capicola venison pig ground round burgdoggen tri-tip. Tail chicken jowl beef andouille tongue.