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{"slip": { "id": 64, "advice": "You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep."}}
{"fact":"Siamese kittens are born white because of the heat inside the mother's uterus before birth. This heat keeps the kittens' hair from darkening on the points.","length":155}
{"fact":"It is estimated that cats can make over 60 different sounds.","length":60}
{"fact":"Cats step with both left legs, then both right legs when they walk or run.","length":74}
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{"fact":"Cats should not be fed tuna exclusively, as it lacks taurine, an essential nutrient required for good feline health. Make sure you have the proper Pet supplies to keep your cat happy and healthy.","length":196}
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{"fact":"A cat's nose is as unique as a human's fingerprint.","length":51}
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Hillerslev is a village in Thy (district), northwestern Jutland in the Thisted Municipality, in North Jutland Region. As of 1 January 2024, it has a population of 368. It is located 16 kilometers southeast of Hanstholm, 37 km west of Fjerritslev and 7 km north of Thisted.
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