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Concrete is a live album by the British band Pet Shop Boys. It was released on 23 October 2006.\nDue to be called Concert, on 20 September 2006, Pet Shop Boys announced that the album was going to be called Concrete, which was the title that they originally wanted for the album. It is the first live concert to be released by the band on Audio CD.
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