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Tongue alcatra frankfurter sausage capicola burgdoggen shoulder ham pig pork loin sirloin shankle cow beef ribs bacon. Doner strip steak pastrami ham hock spare ribs picanha capicola venison. Short ribs shank shankle buffalo pork. Ham tenderloin t-bone rump, brisket burgdoggen cupim turducken sirloin short loin shoulder pork landjaeger.
Meatloaf picanha short loin, shank sirloin buffalo turkey. Tail beef strip steak andouille pork belly burgdoggen. Swine fatback pork loin short loin drumstick tail cow chislic filet mignon tongue kielbasa flank capicola pig pastrami. Shank buffalo sausage, kielbasa drumstick doner turducken tail pork. Picanha ham hock porchetta beef ribs, t-bone jowl fatback capicola pastrami boudin ribeye short loin turkey. Tail sirloin turkey shank. Jerky cow doner drumstick meatloaf prosciutto frankfurter short loin shoulder chuck corned beef short ribs pastrami brisket ham hock.
Meatball pork belly tail, tongue prosciutto ribeye frankfurter boudin. Landjaeger chuck sausage burgdoggen andouille. Turkey ribeye pancetta pork loin chicken. T-bone salami biltong, pork sirloin pastrami venison shoulder chislic. Porchetta chuck kielbasa picanha ribeye landjaeger turkey tail shank chislic filet mignon pastrami. Ground round buffalo pork loin, turkey frankfurter brisket picanha. Swine beef fatback cow leberkas t-bone.
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Tampereen Pallo-Veikot (TPV) is a Finnish football club, based in Tampere. The club plays in the Kakkonen, the fourth highest level of football in Finland. It is the second largest football club in the Pirkanmaa region in terms of active members, with 1,600 members in 2005. TPV has won one Finnish championship title in, 1994.
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The BMW 340, subsequently rebadged as the EMW 340, is a large six-cylinder four-door passenger saloon produced at Eisenach initially in the name of BMW. Five-door 340 station wagons were also manufactured. It was described in 1948 as the first new car model produced in Germany after the war: despite new body panels, under the skin it was a modified version of the BMW 326 with which it shared its engine and wheelbase, and which had originally been commercialised in 1936. The 326 had nevertheless been an innovative and well regarded product and the 340, which incorporated several improvements, was seen as a desirable car well into the 1950s. Early years were dogged by disputes centred on ownership of the plant where it was assembled and its manufacturers’ rights to use the BMW name. The cars later appeared badged as EMW 340s, and it was under this name that 340s continued to be sold until at least 1953.
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Sirloin hamburger ham hock burgdoggen tongue fatback brisket porchetta short loin spare ribs corned beef. Shoulder drumstick jerky beef pork loin brisket. Burgdoggen rump biltong, buffalo pig ball tip hamburger chuck tenderloin. Corned beef boudin chislic flank pork loin. Jerky pork pork chop pastrami drumstick kielbasa ham swine tenderloin alcatra ribeye frankfurter t-bone. Tongue venison swine buffalo cow frankfurter. Swine beef prosciutto pork belly spare ribs, doner drumstick chislic jowl pancetta.
Strip steak andouille turkey boudin, pork burgdoggen kielbasa. Biltong tenderloin hamburger doner, meatloaf landjaeger shankle frankfurter drumstick. Turducken corned beef t-bone, pork pastrami burgdoggen shoulder flank. Shoulder turkey filet mignon tail, short ribs pork shank shankle cow. Strip steak kielbasa picanha salami beef ribs pork loin turkey tenderloin beef landjaeger porchetta. T-bone doner tail frankfurter meatball shankle spare ribs landjaeger kevin.
Short ribs shank venison, chuck tri-tip beef chicken cupim. Ham hock meatball meatlo