{"type":"general","setup":"You see, mountains aren't just funny.","punchline":"They are hill areas.","id":400}
{"fact":"In the original Italian version of Cinderella, the benevolent fairy godmother figure was a cat.","length":95}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34.","length":106}
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{"fact":"Milk can give some cats diarrhea.","length":33}
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{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?","punchline":"None that's a hardware problem","id":24}
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{"fact":"A cat's nose is as unique as a human's fingerprint.","length":51}
{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"When is a door not a door?","punchline":"When it's ajar.","id":282}
{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}
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